It all gets a bit confusing when you talk about sci-fi characters’ birthdays because, well, technically Horizon Forbidden West’s Aloy hasn’t even been born yet. She’s from the future, after all! Let’s ignore the obvious flaws in marking the milestones of fictional characters and just roll with this one, though: it’s Aloy’s birthday! Yay!
We like to think the feisty redhead would spend the day knocking back ale with her pals in Chainscrape, but she rarely has time to chill, does she? That’s what you get when you’re constantly tasked with saving the world!
If we were to buy Aloy a birthday gift, we reckon we’d shell out on some fancy shampoo for those fiery locks and a range of new face paints for her to change up her look with. Also, we’d definitely get her some new Machine Strike pieces! We reckon she’d be pretty happy with all that. What would you gift her?
Would have been cool to release the dlc today lol
@Americansamurai1 Not long to wait at least!
"We've no doubt all her companions would be celebrating with her in the Base. What do you think they'd gift her? 🎁"
Happy Bday to everyone's favourite PlayStation Wifu 🎂
@Tr3mm0r and a razor 😂
Edit: don't get me wrong, I'd lick the fuzz off of Aloy's peach in an instant.
It's her birthday in Genshin Impact as well. That is way more important, obviously.
@get2sammyb yeah can't wait hope we get more details on what all it will entail, but at 20 bucks can't really go wrong
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Aloy need a boyfriend maybe sammy barker will trade her for his crush Taylor Swift🤔 word up son
@Loamy She's a redhead, id suggest fragrance to mask the ginger farts 🤢
Happy birthday miss playstation! I'm free the weekend if you fancy a night out in chainscrape 🤣
Guerilla have missed the chance to include a free birthday suit dlc to mark the occasion.
@Loamy Not mine I prefer Talanah 😅
@UltimateOtaku91 birthday suit! I don't think Aloy is that kinda girl 🤣😋
I was so happy to know that we share the same birthday date!! Connor Kenway too!!
Not to make the whole fictional future birthday even more confusing but.....when is Liz's birthday...?
@BeerIsAwesome Wait, Aloy's in Genshin Impact??
@NEStalgia She is!
@NEStalgia Yep, though she was only available for about a year before the crossover ended, and she wasn't brought back for the release of Forbidden West. I don't know how to embed pictures or whatever on here, so you only need to go to Google and type in Aloy and Genshin Impact.
Oddly I'm rushing to complete the game, I've only got until midnight before my PlayStation plus discounted subscription ends.
Great game for £5...if I can finish it in time that is! 😁
Edit: Finished. On the credits now, excellent game!
@BeerIsAwesome @get2sammyb Darn, I missed the crossover time then! I don't really play Genshin, I've tried on and off, but that might have convinced me!
Happy birthday Aloy 🥳 now please be less annoying in Burning Shores! 🙂
@Juanalf I've never understood the argument that she is annoying. Stressed maybe, but she does have the weight of the world on her shoulders in fairness
If she is back at the base, id gift her some peace and quiet. None of her friends shut up 😄😅
She wasn't born.
Can't wait for the DLC!
Nice... Have the DLC on pre-order.
I'll start playing a bit after Easter - hunt a bit and collect resource to get back into the game before the DLC hits.
With Burning Shores + SWJ: Survivor, this month is fantastic for me.
Volatile sludge. A young lady can just never have enough volatile sludge.
@NEStalgia Heh, Genshin is a game that requires a lot of time invested into it too get the best possible experience. If you aren't 100% committed, you probably won't ever be. Which is totally fine, it just means this one simply wasn't for you. 🙂
I’d gift her the Lego Tallneck set to build.
@JONOFTHEJONS that would be a great present 🤣 I bought it against my better judgment for 80 squid
@BeerIsAwesome I have it in my pile with FFXIV for games that I probably should play but probably never will with the time requirement.....I still have to get into hfw after spending 120 hours in hzd!
... But I'm addicted to no man's sky in VR now 😂
Happy, happy unbirthday to you!!!
HBD Aloy! Time to celebrate with Petra at the bar 🍻🎂
@NEStalgia I literally only played far enough into Genshin to unlock the character before dropping it. It's a fun game, and so high quality that it's easy to forget it's a glorified slot machine, but I feel dirty playing it.
@Ralizah Yeah, I kind of have that same feeling of it. Though I, too would have played to get Aloy lol.
I might have to get her a present so she can send it to her stash.
@BeerIsAwesome I honestly thought the gift Aloy game in game was one of her constellations and for a brief moment I thought we'd get one every birthday to get her C6. Then I found out it was just food 💀
@Americansamurai1 Better to release it when it's optimised and finished. It's like getting a bad gift if its not ready.
I’d buy her a pre order for burning shores 🔥
I'd buy her some duct tape and tell her to stick some over her gob every time there's a puzzle coming up.
She was technically born, I suppose. She emerged from a dark, humid cave surrounded by women.
Happy Belated Birthday to Aloy! Hope she had a great day in the far off future.
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