Cyberpunk 2077 Sex Toy Weapon

Oh, CD Projekt Red... You couldn't help yourselves, could you? The latest update for Cyberpunk 2077 — that is, patch 1.6 — is out now on PS5 and PS4, and buried deep within the patch notes is a headline-worthy surprise.

If you've played the game, you may already be familiar with a melee weapon named Sir John Phallustiff. It's a, er, rather large sex toy that can be used to smack enemies, and it can be obtained through a certain side quest involving Meredith Stout. We're sure that you can look all of the details up yourself.

Anyway, update 1.6 makes adjustments to Sir John. Not only does it inflict more damage when hitting an opponent specifically in the face, you also get an increased stun chance from heavy attacks. Great news for melee enthusiasts, but what about players who just want to Sir John to feel as immersive as possible? Well, you're in luck, because the weapon now makes your controller constantly vibrate while it's equipped. Hey, whatever you decide to do with that information is none of our business.

If nothing else, you've got to appreciate CDPR's sense of humour. Try not to get too excited in the comments section below.

[source News: Cyberpunk 2077 Patch 1.6 Adds Transmog, New Character Customisation, Out Now]