Fans of cult PlayStation 3 bone-breaker PAIN will probably find pensioner sandbox Just Die Already appealing. This unique OAP adventure sees you competing with other care home residents for free care – it’s probably all a bit insensitive, but it’s far too slapstick to be taken seriously. You’ll be swimming in shark ponds, strapping fireworks to your slacks, and biting bowling balls with your dentures – actually, we made that last one up, but we wouldn’t be surprised.
The game’s got a competitive multiplayer mode which is cross-play across all consoles. It’s due out on 20th May and will cost £11.99/$14.99 from the PS Store – one of Goat Simulator’s designers is responsible for this, so that alone should give you a rough idea of what to expect.