Mendoza’s red wine exports are set to be extra special this season, as Agent 47 has been working overtime to ensure the claret is as full-bodied as possible. A viral video that’s doing the rounds shows how one Hitman 3 player spent 10 hours dragging every single person from the South American stage into the grape press – crushing them all at once.
The game’s framerate actually collapses, as it struggles to process the sheer number of deaths. We’re not entirely sure this was a good use of the player’s time, but it does make for a satisfying watch. And to be fair, it’s some achievement – successfully subduing that many people without being attacked by on looking guards must have been a real challenge.
[source youtube.com, via kotaku.com, gamesradar.com]
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"Agent 47 has been working overtime to ensure the claret is as full-bodied as possible"
Sammy.
@residentmeevil Did you like that one?
@residentmeevil I expect nothing less from @get2sammyb
I'm not entirely sure it was the same player (but I find it kinda hard to believe that two different people would've done this) but I saw a tweet mentioning his saved game would no longer load after this
See? Video games are art.
Clearly isolation has affected him haha
The innocent kill counter is gonna be through the roof
Good lord. Reminds me of when this one guy named Jacksepticeye killed the entire population of Whittleton Creek using nothing but newspapers and screwdrivers.
If i had enough free time I would probably do stupid bulls--t like this too
Reminds me of when I saw a guy put the entire population of Sarajevo into a meat freezer to kill them with a rubber duck bomb. It seems like putting everyone in a specific place and killing them is a bit of a trend on Hitman 3. I don't know whether it is hilarious or horrifying honestly.
That's one way to leave behind no witnesses.
My kind of guy! 🤝
Must not have any any other pressing matters to attend to, bad joke
I know so don’t whine😜
On the second squash a body is still there. Put the lottery on pal it's your lucky day!
I did something equally as tedious in Deus Ex mankind divided where I killed all the baddies and the NPCs in the hubworld and dragged and piled all their bodies up in my characters apartment. It was a big hill of bodies in the bedroom! It tanked the frame rate as well. I think I did it because I was bored of the game and I had recently read an article about Warren Spector criticising violence in video games
@get2sammyb tbf your writing is as good as well it gets in games media. That's an honest appraisal and I've yet to read anyone as eloquent and as masterful with sentences and word play. Your taste in games is questionable though!
I know exactly what I’m going to do when I’m next on Hitman 3... 😈
Agent 47 with a smile Is absolutely terrifying.
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