It’s been going around our brain for about two weeks now, and we shouldn’t have to suffer alone. Astro’s Playroom has quite possibly the most addictive song since friggin’ Sweet Like Chocolate, as GPU Jungle is an earworm of apocalyptic magnitude. If, like us, you’ve been sitting there all day wailing GPUUUU-GPUUUU, then you may be looking for a full lyrics sheet.
Sue us once you’ve gotten permanent brain damage from this one mashing your grey matter:
Look at the light.
It falls just right.
My shadows they please,
Beneath the trees.
But none of these things happen for free.
Yeah, all that you see, rendered by me.
I synthesise and rasterise immaterial things that I fabricate for you.
Yeah, I tesselate and animate these dancing sprites and sunlit skies for you.
I do it for you.
I’m your GPU.
Tell me what to do, and I’ll do it for you.
You’ve never wondered why,
I catch your eye?
It’s ‘cos you overlook,
All the choices I took.
I spend all of my time,
Deceiving and misleading you.
I like to surprise, with my virtual lies.
So, there you have it – GPU Jungle’s lyrics for your personal penance. Good luck getting that one out of your head for the next decade or three.
This is the cutest game that has ever included Kratos.
I think I'll join in. Here are the lyrics to SSD Speedway.
And now I have Sweet Like Chocolate stuck in my head. Not that it’s a bad thing, mind.
Is my RTX card overheating
Because this is straight fire
I thought they were on the wall in green writing, after you broke the wall first. Anyway, very addictive song.
Loving this game
If they release the song no doubt it would reach No1 in the cheesy European charts 😁
Better lyrics than most modern rappers.
Love it, I stopped playing to listen to that song.
@WCB I found that, but it only had the second verse. If there's another spot with the first, I missed it.
This is cool and cute at the same time
Better lyrics than lil wayne.kanye west.drake combine.haha.word up son
@Stuffgamer1 @WCB You can actually find both verses!
Daft punk vibes with this:)
Yeah, I was really digging that one, LOL
@Slippship Looks like the video author has Astro holding on to one of the wire/ropes while the GPU dude is singing. I think that might prevent Astro from making all kinds of inactivity gestures and noises that could distract from the awesome tunes. Pretty smart! But. Yea. It looks totally funny without any context. An amazing platformer to demo the DualSense's capabilities. I felt like a little kid in a candy store.
Is there anyway to get the soundtrack to this game as it is one of the most ear-wormy soundtracks in modern gaming.....
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