Update: After scarring its audience for life, the Fall Guys Twitter has stated the development team can't decide the true anatomy of a Fall Guy. Apparently, it's either the nightmare fuel at the bottom of this article, or the following, much more reasonable example:
Decide which one is canon in the comments below.
Original Story: Fall Guys are the titular jellybean characters in the viral indie hit. They're the perfect competitors, with their clumsiness, eagerness to win, and sports mascot-like bodies. These bouncy beans are cute, colourful, and make funny noises — they're great. How can you not love them?
Well, maybe if you knew their true anatomy, you might not be so keen.
The notorious Twitter feed claimed that a concept artist from the game's developer, Mediatonic, had drawn an "official" realisation of the inside of a Fall Guy. After a twitter poll inevitably voted to see the drawing, it was shared as promised.
We have seen it.
We can never go back.
We've embedded it below.
This is your last warning.
Either keep the pure image of Fall Guys intact and click away, or descend into the depths of hell by scrolling down.
Behold.
Discuss.
[source twitter.com]
Comments 27
Why didn’t I listen to all of your warnings
this was worse then expected...
yeah deleting the game now...
Could be worse.
Human experiment on the inside, cuteness on the outside.
Very nice.
KILL IT WITH FIRE
No wonder they have trouble walking...
Wtf, fall guys is a light hearted game, why they made this?
Haha what a game
@wiiware that's the joke?
Lol I was expecting much worse, I was debating whether to scroll down or not, decided to scroll and was like oh ok, weird but was expecting worse.
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure...
You forgot the follow up tweet asking if this should be considered canonical or if we should forget this ever happened.
If I keep gaining weight that’s what my skeleton is gonna look like in a few years.
Damn. This remind me of the midichlorians from Star Wars
Okay I'll bite, what do they look like?
*looks at picture *
..........Well. Right. Good to know....I guess? (I think I need to find something to make me forget this ever happened)
That's...not what I was expecting.
Don't have nightmares.
@naruball I don't think it's a good joke, I can't imagined nintendo doing this with their cute characters (like splatoon or animal crossing).
@wiiware Well, Ninty can do whatever they want, of course. It doesn't mean that others would or should follow their example.
This is one of the many ways they're trying to attract attention and it's clearly working.
I think it looks cool they need to release that x ray costume for Halloween
We need to catch one and cut him open for science.
That crackling sound is Charles Darwin burning all his research
I thought they were just jelly beans? Nah that conflicts with my head cannon. No skeleton in my Fall Guys.
@Constable_What If you look closely you'll see that what looks to be a skeleton is in fact covered in skin. Nay, the abomination we see highlighted is the true Fall Guy, stifled, for the sake of competition and our amusement, by a cuddly, customisable bean suit.
Yeah definitely the skeleton. It is canon my mind cannot be changed!
I'm just going to use the mind-bleach and forget the original version. The updated tweet is adorable, so I'll go with that.
I like the nightmare fuel better
WE need to forget this cause they are not real and keep on playing this.
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