Wattam

We're always keeping our eye out for new Trophy lists on Exophase, and the peculiar-looking Wattam just appeared on the site ahead of its planned December launch. It's not your ordinary list of trinkets, however, because the Funomena title could have the best Trophy descriptions we've ever seen.

Thankfully, the 37 tasks on offer do amount to a Platinum Trophy at the end of it all, but it's not even what the trinkets will have you doing that's the best thing going on here. There appear to be numerous rewards for story progress, holding hands, and climbing high, but it's the descriptions accompanying those Trophies that turns this into something pretty special.

Just take They Go Up So Fast for example: "Congratulations! This is a trophy commemorating the day you threw some round children after mistaking them for balls. It's a good thing the children enjoyed it." Incredible, right? There are then Trophies that commemorate Kabooms, with the descriptions proceeding to list the word 10, 50, and even 100 times. We'll leave you with After 101 Meals: "Congratulations! You've eaten and eaten and as a result, you've pooped 101 times, a feat commemorated by this trophy. It may be more correct to say that to live is to eat, then digest and excrete."

Why can't more Trophy lists be this good and enjoyable to read? Let us know if you can think of a better set of Trophy descriptions in the comments below.

[source exophase.com]