Don’t show anyone at Sony this trailer for Dead or Alive Xtreme 3: Scarlet – there’s a good chance the company will have a collective aneurysm. The platform holder – which has been clamping down on cynically sexual games – has so far turned a blind eye to Koei Tecmo’s updated paradise island simulator, which is great news for fans of teenagers with breast enhancements.

This trailer introduces three key cast members: Kasumi, Ayane, and Hitomi. To be honest, we’ve been sat here slack-jawed for the past 10 minutes, because we can’t believe the youngest looking girl is actually 20-years-old! The game’s due out in Japan on 20th March, but don’t expect a Western release. Like, ever.