Final Fantasy VII Remake PS4 PlayStation 4 1

Final Fantasy VII Remake was announced three years ago, but there’s good news for fans of the PSone Classic: the PlayStation 4 version is "actually in development". We’re being facetious, but Tetsuya Nomura’s update to The Verge deserves it – he had the brass neck to tell the tech site that the title’s “not just in the early concept stages”. We should bloody well hope so!

He added: “Right now, it’s like I’ve been putting in 100 per cent into Kingdom Hearts, 100 per cent into Final Fantasy VII, 100 per cent into Kingdom Hearts […] just going back and forth.” Of course, Kingdom Hearts III is almost finished now, so Nomura will be able to turn his attention entirely to Cloud Strife’s comeback. Maybe we’ll get to play this game one day, eh?