Assume a pointed pose and post a Jamaican flag emoji, because Olympic legend (and Manchester United fan) Usain Bolt is ditching his running shoes for some footy boots as he laces up ahead of a bizarre cameo appearance in PES 2018 later this year. The eight-time gold medallist and fastest human in the world will be available as a pre-order bonus for the soccer sim.

Cynics among you may argue that Konami is merely clutching at straws here as its football franchise continues to be crushed by EA’s own FIFA series, but we reckon it may as well go all out now. Why not throw Solid Snake in there? Or Pyramid Head? Or Frogger, FFS?