PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale PS4 PlayStation 4 1

Whether or not PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale was a good game is up for debate, but should there ever be a successor, it would be fascinating to see what direction Sony took. There's been a bizarre amount of chatter about the series online of late, with a sequel supposedly leaking on 4Chan (hint: it was fake) and now artwork arriving on NeoGAF (hint: it's also fake).

This is the supposed leaked poster:

PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale PS4 PlayStation 4 1

You should know by now that anything pictured using an early noughties smartphone camera is almost certainly not real, but the weird artwork – that Aloy is stolen from Deviant Art, right? – confirms things. Also, PlayStation All-Stars Stadium? Really?

Honestly, this author has been thinking a lot about what a sequel could look like, and first and foremost it would have to have the right roster. There's no point in even green lighting the project if Crash Bandicoot, Cloud Strife, and Lara Croft are off the table.

But if, through some legal masterstroke, the platform holder could get access to the right characters, we reckon that it should ditch the Smash Bros copy-and-paste and get someone like Arc System Works involved; make a proper brawler like Persona 4 Arena Ultimax rather than some mainstream multiplayer party thing. It's not like Cole MacGrath has any cachet with casual gamers, after all.

Anyway, it'll never happen, so there you go. Rememberthat when you see the above poster inevitably pop up on poop websites, we've already debunked it. (But you could have done that yourself, right?)