More scripted than the games

Time for your biannual groan as we provide you with an update on the Uncharted movie, which appears to be very much back on. Smokin' Aces scribe Joe Carnahan has posted an image on his Instagram page of a finished script for the adaptation, alongside the caption: "Done and dusted. Now the real work begins. If there's a more monstrously cool action script in Hollywood, I want to read it, because this thing is a beast." At least he's confident.

Of course, we all know that this movie will never get made. It's been on and off for as long as this site's been on the Internet, and we have no hope that this script will ever get off the ground. Which must be infuriating if you're a writer actually, but we suppose that's just how show business goes.