We thought we'd said something wrong when the developers of Lichdom: Battlemage ignored our requests to review its upcoming game – but it turns out the title's just trash. Okay, that's unfair, we haven't technically played it yet – but the… Er, well the video embedded doesn't paint the prettiest of pictures. Unless you're a fan of PowerPoint that is – then this may well be the most impressive use of the presentation software that you've ever seen.

Seriously, though, the framerate in the above PlayStation 4 gameplay has to be up there with some of the worst we've ever seen – it's barely running at all. Marry that to the ugly motion blur, long loading times, and borderline offensive implementation of Troy Baker, and this is one that we'd probably recommend you skip. It'll probably get a review average of 60 or something on Metacritic.

[source youtube.com]