Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 will see you playing with poles on the PlayStation 4 and Vita, a Famitsu article has revealed. Like its predecessors, the forthcoming summer holiday simulator will include a pole dancing mode, so if you're tired of the traditional kind of video game grinding, then it may well be right up your alley.
Details are scarce right now, but the game's due out on 24th March in Japan. And while there's no Western release planned, an English language version will be available in Asia. We're sure that a NSFW trailer of the pole dancing will deploy soon.
[source famitsu.com, via gematsu.com]
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Take a second to look at her ankle. That's messed up.
@ShogunRok Yes it does!
If you look at Toukiden Kiwami's cover art, you'd notice that the hand wielding the sword looks a bit weird as well.
@ShogunRok well I didn't looked for the ankle, but if you say so I believe.
@WanderingBullet I've never noticed that until now. You've totally ruined it for me.
@ferrers405 How dare you turn Dead or Alive into a platform for your filthy jokes!
nice.
@ShogunRok
makes me think of zero suit samus from Smash Bros Wii U. Every time I play as her and pause to take a picture or something, my inner voice (inner ankle?) just screams out in pain.
you. do. not. run. in. high. heels! ever! or jump, or kick. I'm cringing right now, just thinking of how bad you can break an ankle.
Get your tissues ready everybody......
.....because strip club dust gives you allergies.
@Utena-mobile It's like when you see models on catwalks slip in high heels - it doesn't look comfortable!
Wait so I can be a stripper? Cause that sounds fun, my dreams of being a stripper were ruined by being as hairy as a yeti o one wants that.
@ferrers405
EDIT: i had a Joke picture comment here but i removed it as some people may have found it offensive
Oh... yay... this is sooo going to help DOAs image and the image of everyone who plays the fighting games... #sarcasm
@ShogunRok Everytime I play the game and see that image on the loading screen I always say to myself, "Man, that hand doesn't look right".
@FullbringIchigo How far can these threads get? If this gets any worse in the next mandatory clickbait DOAX3 comment section, the mods will have no choice but to shut the whole thing down
@wariowarewolf i was only joking you know but i will edit my comment
@FullbringIchigo
Lol no, I wasn't offended. I was just making a joke. It's no big deal
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