Weirdness: PS4 Perv Slaps the Salami Over System in Store

I guess his preferred tastes were on the screen.

Was there a demo of Dead or Alive?

Just why?

Was there really a point in reporting this?

Where was [redacted] when Life Is Strange 2 was semi-announced?

The system has been out almost 2 years, why is he so excited?!?

@get2sammyb Ohhh wow....I'm not sure what to think about this. I think I just died a little, and have definitely lost a little more faith in humanity....lol, great reference btw

This article reads like it was written for The Star or one of those other rags.

He was enjoying a cut scene of Iron Bull, just carrying out the Qunari tradition of offering seed before a trade.

I dread to think what he'll do when psvr comes out

Maybe there was a red light special?

Hahahahahahahahaha, the title, caption, article.... just hahahahahahahaha!

Maybe he thought theyed give it to him because no one would want to touch it after ? Or there's the " he could be mentally ill " excuse...

I've heard of people having sticky fingers when going into a store, but..... Jeez

well I dont think his "arousement" has anything to do with the ps4, but if so, that man surely is excited for the Sony console LOL

Isn't this normal?

oh...

wut? choke the chicken? is that a real saying? I can't stop laughing.

Ok I'll come clean , it was me 😜😈

@Cowboysfan-22 HaHa 😆 funny.

@AyeHaley Haha 😆 that's funny too.

@hYdeks its the 1tb edition.

@themcnoisy if it was the plain black 500gb edition I'd have been disgusted

What a w**nker!

What's the point of this article, guy is obviously not all there.

Congratulations on the hashtag, inspired =D

some one needs to send this guy some of these

@Utena-mobile it is here in the UK

And why was the police not called? Kids go into ships also, and that's not normal behaviour.

I've seen worse just on this site alone

Guess this will become the next trend in retail land which eventually lead to more people arguing online; some people will argue it's best to jerk off over the slim and sleek PS4, where others prefer a BBC, a Big Black Console....

WELLL....guess he wanted to POINT out something...enjoyed the rumble of the controller. I wonder if the store owner sanitized the area after? There's probably a new generation becoming made on the spot to play!!!!

Anyways, it's sick on what people are thinking they can get away with anymore. The guy should have been arrested and serve some jail time with a hefty fine...he's probably just jiggling it somewhere else.

wat

Honestly, the trick is to pick a store where the cameras aren't centred on it. Amateur...

Guy is obviously troubled, I hope he can get help.

Well I have had to stop myself doing that all the time when seeing PlayStation products in shops to

"...beat the final boss..."

And with that, my sides are dead.

..... ...............

C'mon man, he's just excited for that Projext Morpheus

After 2 years of awaiting greatness, greatness has finally came when Randy Greatness visited his local Best Buy store.

@Tasuki and as a pedo, the PS4 is barely 2 years old.

@Savino or not far enough since he didn't break the seal.

To be fair, it lasted longer than The Order 1886... Tougher QTE's apparently too..

@Utena-mobile it is here where I live xD

@get2sammyb wait the special red metal gear solid ps4 is not in the US?

You don't ask them to leave you knock them out and call the police.

Funniest article on the site. 10/10