Uncharted Movie

There are some things in life that never change. We've been reporting on Final Fantasy XV and The Last Guardian for eons now, but at least they've both proven to be proper products that can – no matter how fleetingly – be consumed. The long-in-production Uncharted movie, however, has been a frequent proponent of a certain curse-laden GIF for as long as we can remember – and it's just been delayed to 2017.

This time it's Variety with the hot news, who reminds us that progress stalled this summer after director Seth Green departed the project. There have been approximately 452 names attached to this flick over the years by our reckoning. For the record: Sony Pictures doesn't have a script or cast for this cinematic spin-off yet. In other words: it doesn't exist, it never has, and it probably never will. But hey, we can't wait to report on another "delay" in a few months' time.

[source variety.com, via eurogamer.net]