Milking it

As the one and only Christina Aguilera used to sing, you’re going to get dirty – but not until 2015. Farming Simulator 15 had been set to plough its way onto the PlayStation 4 this year, but it looks like developer Giants Software has postponed your annual roll in the hay. The title will instead crop up on the PC first, before eventually rooting down on Sony’s next-gen system in the New Year.

Also available on the PlayStation 3, the strangely addictive simulation will see a variety of new features added – including, for the first time, wood cutting. Yes, now you too will be able to brush aside beatniks in order to mangle some bark – and you’ll be able to do so in a new Nordic environment as well. Day one.