Down the pan

Men’s Room Mayhem is practically bursting to occupy a spot on your PlayStation Vita, but it’s going to have to cross its legs until 21st May in North America and 22nd May in Europe. You’ll need to spend a shade more than a penny in order to relieve yourself, but not much – the pee ‘em up will cost you $1.99/£1.99, with PlayStation Plus subscribers securing a 50 per cent discount during the title’s first month on sale.

The game will also be available on smartphones, but don’t be fooled by the cheaper price point – those versions don’t come with the Vita’s bonus stages and Blitz Mode. We’ve actually been booting this up on the bog for the past couple of weeks, so look forward to our review on Monday for the definitive verdict on this quirky slash simulator.