Nick might not have a body, but he can't complain about the view

Meet Juliet Starling and Nick Carlyle: high school darlings and prom couple royalty. Well, they were, until Nick totally got bitten by a zombie and Juliet was forced to chop off his head.

Some might say it would be hard to hold onto a hot chick like Juliet without a body (chortle, chortle), but we reckon Nick’s sparkling personality and versatility will keep love’s young dream alive for a little while just yet.

Oh Lollipop Chainsaw, how we anticipate you so.