This guy's hooked up with more girls in the last hour than you have in your entire lifetime. Deal with it.

The shots show a bunch of impossibly attractive twenty-something males playing about with their new console in public.

The images prove that the PlayStation Vita's way too hip for the likes of us. Look, we don't shop at River Island. Nor do we study Media Studies.

Pssht. Hardcore gamer's console? Hardcore poser's console more like.