Thankfully Hori's got your back, with this licensed controller set-up for the PlayStation 3.
Entitled the Tactical Assault Commander 3, the peripheral bundle consists of an optical right-handed mouse and a keypad. The pad even includes a D-Pad (for menus?) and a nice little palm rest.
It's unclear which games will support the peripheral, but we suppose it would be pretty ace if it could be retro-fitted into popular titles such as Call Of Duty and Killzone.
The peripheral's priced at ¥9,800, which works out at about $127.