Why? Because it sounds like the worst thing to have ever existed. It's so bad, we don't even want to type about it. But we'll force ourselves to, hoping someone, somewhere reads our words and realises what a huge stinking pile of turd this movie is going to be.
According to director David O Russell, the movie is set to cast protagonist Nathan Drake as a member of a family of globe-trotting antiques dealers. Really. As in, this is not a joke post.
"This idea really turns me on that there's a family that's a force to be reckoned with in the world of international art and antiquities... [a family] that deals with heads of state and heads of museums," Russell told the LA Times. He wasn't joking.
"We'll have the family dynamic, which we've done in a couple of movies now," he added. "And then you take that and put it on the bigger, more muscular stage of an international action picture, but also put all the character stuff in it. That's a really cool idea to me."
There... There are just no words. Urgh. Nathan Drake the globe-trotting antiques dealer? WHAT THE HECK!? We'd love to chat to someone at Naughty Dog right now.