Seeing as we're never going to get either things, we can probably type that sentence safe in the knowledge that we're not going to be surrounded by police in the next couple of hours.

Stabbing aside, Deus Ex: Human Revoltuion is looking rather good. It's hard to get a feel for how exactly the bulk of the gameplay will play out due to the way the trailer's been cut. We'd hazard that Eidoes Montreal wants to keep us guessing. Mark our words: there's plenty of this game still to be revealed.