Like, it's already being described as the biggest movie event of the year and we don't even have a clue what it's about. Hopefully someone will tell us something meaningful soon instead of reminding us it's the best thing since sliced bread.
You might remember from the horrendously long E3 appearance that Ubisoft are making a game based on the movie. Here's a screenshot.
If anyone can tell us what the movie is about, we'll accept plot summaries on the back of a postcard.