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Topic: You are the protagonist of the last game you played, how screwed are you?

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VivianXD2464

I played Resident Evil 1 hour ago so that means I am Ethan. I wouldn't even last 10 minutes playing Ethan.

"Dwight You Ignorant Slut!"

PSN: VivianXD2464

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The last game I completed (that wasn’t Dirt 5 anyway) was Resident Evil as well. I’m pretty sure as Ethan I’d have tapped out before even 10 minutes had passed.

I reckon I might be ok playing Alan Wake. I can operate a torch and run about as slow as he does.

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nessisonett

I’m Miles Morales. Not bad.

Plumbing’s just Lego innit. Water Lego.

Trans rights are human rights.

Kraven

I'm Colt Vahn — I think I'm in good shape.

Kraven

Th3solution

Well, the last game I played is Demon’s Souls, so I’m a Royal mage In Boletaria. Pretty cool to have those skills… but pretty sucky to have to live where I do with demons roaming around every corner killing me all the time.

The last game I completed was RiME and so I’d be the nameless boy roaming around solving puzzles and 😬 …uh, I think I’d rather be the mage, all things considered.

“We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.”

LieutenantFatman

Bugsnax. I've not finished the game yet, but all things considered, I seem to be doing ok.

LieutenantFatman

kyleforrester87

I'm Joker from Persona 5. Just moved to a new school and my P.E teacher is already abusing me. Damn.

kyleforrester87

PSN: WigSplitter1987

Voltan

Sol Badguy. Depending on the point in the timeline I'm either superhuman and basically indestructible or no longer superhuman and happily retired - so I guess it could be worse

Voltan

JohnnyShoulder

Ethan Winters in Resident Evil 8. Ouch.

Life is more fun when you help people succeed, instead of wishing them to fail.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

PSN: JohnnyShoulder

nessisonett

@JohnnyShoulder I honestly don’t think that could possibly be worse for you 😂

Plumbing’s just Lego innit. Water Lego.

Trans rights are human rights.

kyleforrester87

So I didn’t realise that Ethan has.. restorative powers after what happened to him in 7. I sort of either missed that or forgot about it.

I guess it makes sense given the crap that happens to him in 8.

kyleforrester87

PSN: WigSplitter1987

ApostateMage

I'm Daud from Dishonored so Corvo Attano is after me. I'm scared.

ApostateMage

nomither6

the most recent for me was outlast , so if i were in that situation i would’ve easily been able to climb out of a window and escape the asylum , let alone turn back around . dude had plenty of times to say hell no and turn back around and leave but he decided to stay and explore hell

not me 🤣

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JohnnyShoulder

@nessisonett I just unhooked myself, and visibly winced.

@kyleforrester87 If it carries on, he will end up like the Knights of Ni from Monty Python. 😂

@VivianXD2464 Silver linings and all that.

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Life is more fun when you help people succeed, instead of wishing them to fail.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

PSN: JohnnyShoulder

NedStarksGhost

Shadow of the Colossus.

I guess I'm alright as I can scale and kill giant creatures/mythical beings?

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NedStarksGhost

@RogerRoger a jetpack that can send you flying with a light tap of a stick, but it'll still be cool to fly around. You'd also have lot's of relaxing bacta tank baths, so that's a positive

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MatthewJP

Colt (deathloop). 24hrs to do what I want and then do it all over again ad infinitum. I can think of worse.

MatthewJP

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