Robert Pattinson may be poised to play the darkest, grittiest Batman yet – but he’s also just like us. As part of a French interview, the British actor digs deep into his love of Final Fantasy VII, explaining the plot to an increasingly bemused Zoë Kravitz. The Cedric Diggory star outlined the love triangle, involving Aeris and Tifa, and reveals that he simply didn’t know which heroine he preferred.

“[So you had to choose between] the one that’s going to heal everything and the one in the short skirt?!” Kravitz scoffs. “These are the options?! Oh my God – this is the problem with the world!”

A very fair point – but Pattinson, like so many of us, was smitten. “Aeris is the really kind girl, and her superpower is to, like, heal everyone and make the world a better place,” he explained. “And then Tifa’s like this sexy little thing, who’s like a thief, and she wears a short skirt. And you’re like: I can’t decide! This is how every guy figures out what love is!”

Ain’t that the truth, Robert.