Despite living on the idyllic pseudo-French island of Guernsey, HollyH’s claim to fame is being Britain’s biggest TikTok celebrity. And now the “professional weirdo” is set to star in her very own PlayStation 4 game, as Slide Stars promises to deliver the system’s “first water racing platform adventure in which you play with 20 plus of the world’s biggest social media stars”. It's due out later this year.

Other “heroes” include, er, the Stokes Twins (nope, us neither) and Demi Rose. We’ve absolutely, positively never visited the latter’s Instagram page in our lives. No, sir – not us. You can rest safe in the knowledge that there’s no Logan Paul, although worryingly we doubt the developers of this game could afford the controversial YouTuber’s signature, which is… Well, frightening really.

The game itself looks a little bit like Joe Danger on H2O, with boats including an inflatable flamingo and wooden log. Frankly, it doesn’t look particularly compelling, but a physical release is planned. And while its cast of real-life characters are sure to confound those of you reading this, it’ll probably make the title a big hit with kids.