Admit it: you’ve got nothing better to do today than complete our reader survey. With much of the world in lockdown right now, what better way to wile away your evening in captivity than answering questions about your purchasing habits? You should be thanking us, really – instead we’re going to offer you a free Jaffa Cake*.
In all seriousness, this does help us and our friends at Gamer Network out. As we’re funded solely through advertising, it’s important we have a general snapshot of our audience so we can deliver the most appropriate promotions. After all, no one wants to see Colgate’s latest teeth whitening innovation plastered all over the homepage, right?
The questionnaire shouldn’t take longer than 10 minutes to complete, and it’s all totally anonymous, of course. To be honest, the more of you that fill this out, the better we look. And let’s be clear about one thing here: we want to look good. You can complete the reader survey through here.
Thanks so much in advance for your time, we really appreciate it.
* Free Jaffa Cake may be subject to your imagination.
[source surveymonkey.co.uk]
Comments 51
A jaffa cake? You mean business this year!
And what makes PS think we have the time to be doing surveys when we're all stuck at home?
''* Free Jaffa Cake may be subject to your imagination.''
More of those tonsil stone adverts please I love those. Place hasn’t been the same since you got rid of that one with the tweezers pulling the flake of wax out of the gents ear.
Done, but some strange q's in there. Cars? Wages?
Lies. I'm still waiting for my custard cream from the last survey.
mmmmmmmm....imaginary jaffa cakes.
I’m still waiting for my biscuit from last year...
Yummy, free food is delicious
Sorry guys, I always hit up NL before PS, my bookmarks are alphabetical.
Wrestling gets a whole field of its own - who’d have thought it!?
Done, where's my cake
Done, now where was I? Oh that’s right, I wasn’t doing anything!
Hell yeah! I might be Danish, but I'm 100% down with Taco Bell, Carl's Jr and Wendy's. I'm cool with "In N Out" too but they weren't on the list. Can anybody vouch for Jack in the box? I never went there
Completed the survey as I like the site- but that was terrible.
@Fight_Teza_Fight Thanks very much. We take no offence because the survey was penned by our overlords! 🤣
Oh... saw the NintendoLife one first. So says I already filled it
Next one I'll come here first 😃
Filled it out, but I missed the section where I could request MORE Colgate teeth whitener ads.
Thanks for taking part, everyone!
The last part about cars was not relevant to me at all, I ride a motorcycle. 😂
Done, while you Jaffa cakes look good think I will stick to Oreo's or vanilla wafers and milk.
Done. Now the overlords shall be pleased.
Happy to do my part to help out PushSquare Towers! Maybe we can add a few more floors to it this year.
@BrettAwesome Jack in the Box is garbage.
Anyone tried the new pineapple flavour ones? I really like them.
I'm done Fontaine...
It's funny that you mention odd adverts because the one currently showing up on this page is for "the bra that won over Europe. 😂
I suddenly feel compelled to take this survey!
Just recently wrapped up on the bioshock collection, finally play 3 after all these years!,
@get2sammyb Yeah I guessed as much! A small price to pay to keep the PushSquare Overlords happy.
@nookie_egg Yeah I didn't finish the survey because of those questions
@Th3solution
What a shame. They've been my excuse to go back to the states. Well, I'm gonna give 'em a shot anyway. I've also been to El Pollo Loco. Not as good as Taco Bell. Ihop sucks. I heard whitecastle is lame too. How about Chuck E Cheese?
Ok I finished the survey but why on earth did you want my inside leg measurement? Oh and why did I need to donate £10 for an investment to a paypal account owned by @get2sammyb
I had to leave a lot of those blank as there was no - none options
I am surpirsed that the AAA question didn't ask how many full price games we purchased, i didn't buy many but only 1 of those was brand new full price.
In fact i think that since i bought my PS3 (2008ish) and PS4 i have only bought 5 games at release.
Also just to be picky a saloon/sedan is not the same as a hatchback, so other has to be selected.
Definitely needed some options for "N/A" or "Does not apply". Yes, I do not own a smart phone, yet had no ability to say 'no' to the question. Should have also asked how many physical games versus digital games one buys. That would have been a curious section for results.
And... done. Hopefully this will help.
@BrettAwesome Chuck E Cheese is below average, mostly just good for the games. I actually like IHOP if you stick to pancakes and omelettes, but the rest of their menu is ‘meh.’ Of course with COVID, it may be a while until visiting will be possible.
I've always found the best way to get personalised advertising is to block personalised advertising. That way the adverts actually match the type of site you're looking at.
@BearsEatBeets they're lovely, I also tried some Raspberry ones which were really nice. I like to play a trick on my family and just pour different flavours into the biscuit tin and then watch their faces as they're trying to work out what's wrong 😄
@BearsEatBeets are those real? Will defo be checking the supermarket for these haven't seen them at all, will look harder next time, for my late night munchies 😀
@TheMysticOne the AAA question was tricky for me as I've bought a lot over the last year but most were made in the 90's
Done. Hmmm.. Jaffa Cakes look tasty. Can you skip a few across the pond?
@Daleaf 100% real and 100% tasty
done where is my jaffa cake!
All you losers, my Jafa cake was 3 KG and as big as a truck wheel. But now I got a virtual tummy ache
I did the survey however I found it strange a lot of questions I would have answered "no" to did not have a choice for that. Seems a bit biased without answers truthful to the respondents particular situation. Like Cosplay. There was no "I don;t do this" type of answer. Also instead of "no" some questions had "I plan to" which is not truthful relative to the question being asked.
I did it all, but quite honestly, I feel like I deserve two imaginary Jaffa Cakes... with a cup of tea... and a lie down... and a wa… never mind.
I did it and I don't even like Jaffa cakes
The end was random. Why is it asking about cars? It's like a sneaky theft of info at the end. Just answered the last bit randomly tbh. The game part was relevant so I answered truthfully there.
@NevG You didn't have to answer the "Plan to..." questions. I didn't check either box on most.
Well this proves I'm bored. I actually did it.
Done. Instead of cake, can I get a Coffee instead?
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