What the hell is this? We get stick for saying Final Fantasy XV is beyond dumb with its weird service-like downloadable content model, but you can't possibly say that this isn't downright bizarre. The game's partnering with Assassin's Creed to bring us the Assassin's Creed Festival. We're being deadly serious.

Starting on the 31st August - and lasting all the way until the 31st January 2018 - you'll be able to partake in this weird mashup as Noct and the boys try out some sick parkour moves and discover the existence of hoodies. You'll be able to download the event for free from the PlayStation Store.

Okay, so this might actually be quite entertaining, and those costumes are cool, but come on. Come on.