Not Nate

Shadow Complex Remastered, a port of that one Xbox 360 game that everyone seemed to think was dash decent, will finally deploy on the PlayStation 4 in May. This one's already out on the Xbox One, but developer Chair Entertainment probably thought that the release's rip-off Nathan Drake protagonist would be best complemented by Uncharted 4: A Thief's End. How thoughtful.

For those not familiar with this former favourite, it's a 2.5D Metroidvania-type game. Sure, we know that seems unoriginal in 2016, but it was a trailblazer back when it originally launched in 2009. Eye-opener: 2009 was seven years ago. Y'know when old people say life goes fast and that? They're not friggin' kiddin'.