Reckon your PlayStation 4's a paperweight in its plastic guise? Well, publisher Ubisoft's crafted an even more useless version of Sony's console – out of stone. It's a publicity stunt for Far Cry Primal which we're totally playing into, but it is pretty cool. The company commissioned accredited master carver Nick Roberson to create the replica – and he's done a darn good job.
If that wasn't enough, Roberson was also tasked with creating a complete gaming den, including television, pizza, and beer cans. Stereotypes! We'll have you know that we actually sip lemon tea and eat olives while gaming, so you can stick your Peroni and pepperoni where the sun don't shine, thank you.