Dooooooooooo The Hokey Pokey.

They're too trendy for children. Just Dance Kids — announced for PlayStation Move — is all about "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes" and "The Hokey Pokey". You know, those songs that make you want to kill yourself at kid's parties.

The game's out November 4th, and includes a number of nifty features including a Nonstop Shuffle mode, which means the music won't end until Mum and Dad say so.

Please make it stop.