The Picture Everyone's Attaching To This Story. (We Thought We'd Copy.)

Yup, a movie based on a video game based on movies. No studio's been named in connection to the movie, but apparently Pitt's name is first on the list for the part.

Rockstar claims the report's just a rumour, but we reckon they're telling fibs. A Red Dead movie makes more sense than pizza and jalapenos.