PSN Recommended Names

Around one year ago, Sony introduced the option to change your PlayStation Network username, and with that option came the potential for hilarity. Well, maybe not hilarity, but some of the names we found were at least mildly amusing. You see, changing your PSN ID lets you click through a bunch of recommended usernames. Naturally, we wanted to see how stupid they could get, so we wrote down the best ones that we could find.

It's a pretty simple system that puts two words together along with numbers. One word's an adjective, and the other's a noun. As such, you can get some pretty good combinations if you're willing to sit and refresh the page thousands of times like we did for the sake of this undeniably dumb article.

Anyway, below is a list of the best ones we found on our first run. Feel free to take one for yourself.

  • balding-hades278
  • callous-cloud855
  • unkind960bunny
  • agreeable_debt368
  • deceptive_cake651
  • stupendous474car
  • regular_car942
  • malicious884soup
  • jaded_writer960
  • enormous_bee492
  • hulking050grape
  • worried003fly
  • redundant266hobby
  • unkind_football637
  • sinister120brick
  • gigantic129brick
  • sponge_almighty911
  • sickly-atreus499
  • uncanny690sandwich
  • vengeful772dinosaur
  • tearful834kratos
  • gaudy-kratos202
  • malicious998door
  • immortal525lunch
  • fearful089octopus
  • fierce290poodle
  • righteous_wax655
  • immortal322spider
  • powerful-foot801
  • handsome_unit191
  • omnipotent362yam

And now, one year later, we're back with an all-important update. Once again, we fired up PlayStation's name-changing functionality and refreshed the recommended section approximately 12 million times. As you can see, the format has changed a bit -- you still get two words, but only one number, and it's always at the end.

The good news is that the system still spews out some mildly entertaining names, so we've once again written down our best finds.

  • tiptop_banana7
  • yeasty-pleasure6
  • cobwebby_surfer2
  • atomic-nugget2
  • defiant_moth4
  • likeable_asthma6
  • pocket-potato2
  • extreme_poetess6
  • juicy_arachnid7
  • cunning-snail4
  • unbroken_pup8
  • cosmic_tea3
  • chilly_refugee4
  • political_mutiny3
  • runny_unicorn0
  • girlish-foot3
  • uncut-sausage4
  • lethal-poodle4
  • homely-widow2
  • positive_slang8
  • itchy_embryo6
  • unequal_smell2
  • micro-mutt6
  • floppy_spirit7