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eliotgballade

eliotgballade

United Kingdom

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Mon 6th February, 2012

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eliotgballade

#7

eliotgballade commented on Review: Life Is Strange: Episode 1 - Chrysalis...:

@rjejr : your story makes me angry , i mean , wear what you want in a bar or public place where only "adults" meet - but at a chuck e cheese (great name btw) where kids parties are held , that's just not right . makes me feel like michael douglas in "falling down" .

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#8

eliotgballade commented on Can You Relate to Any of These PlayStation Mem...:

putting in magazine demo disc , loading the start (PS) screen , swiftly removing said disc , sticking some tape over the little bulb thing and then slamming in your (pirated) game of choice ! (not that i did or condone this of course)

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#11

eliotgballade commented on UK Sales Charts: Grand Theft Auto V Sits Prett...:

try singing this to that rad green day track :

Call of Duty and The Crew ,
All in all there's nothing new .
Wake me up when the sales charts change .

What ever can I find to play ?
I've had enough of GTA !
Wake me up when the sales charts change .

Here come those games again ,
same as weeks before .
If I could find something new ,
I wouldn't be so bored ,

Some new title's what I need ,
I've had my fill of Assassins Creed !
Wake me up when the sales charts change .

(SMALL INSTRUMENTAL BREAK)

Batman 3 : Beyond Gotham ?
I've got the effing platinum !
Wake me up when the sales charts change .

Minecraft and Destiny ?
I've seen all that there is to see .
Wake me up when the sales charts change .

Here come those games again ,
never nothing new .
Waiting so patiently ,
Don't know what to do .

FIFA 15 ; now let's see ,
I've won the league with Coventry !
Wake me up when the sales charts change .

(MAIN INSTRUMENTAL BREAK)

I am so very dismayed ,
Dying Light has been delayed !
Wake me up when the sales charts change .

Wallowing in loneliness ,
I think I'll get out my old SNES ,
Wake me up when the sales charts change .
Wake me up when the sales charts change .
Wake me up when the sales charts change .

(...I thank you ! )

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#23

eliotgballade commented on Review: The Crew (PlayStation 4):

dayton - really ? (ROLLING STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART ! )
seriously though , there may be only 64 vehicles available but they all look like actual models and not made up ones such as "galloping horse" (ford mustang) or "a-void contender" (dodge challenger)

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#26

eliotgballade commented on Street Fighter's Natural Home Is on PlayStatio...:

here is my list ;
street fighter = SNES
fatal fury = mega drive
samurai shodown = 3DO
killer instinct = n64
virtua fighter = saturn
soul caliber = dreamcast
tekken = playstation

played all of these back in the day on their respective consoles - and was rubbish at all of them , but my most humiliating moment was when playing a two player battle on power stone (dreamcast) "player two" (he shall remain nameless) beat me while reading a book at the same time ! (true story)

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#28

eliotgballade commented on Soapbox: Why Sony Should Do Another Run of 20t...:

this whole situation is making my BLOOD BOIL !!!
attention sony - do you think everybody lives in london ?
okay , so lets have a look-see on eBay ... oh look - there's one "buy it now" it's a snip at £5,800 ! what's on auction ? great ! ends next wednesday , there's only 22 bids so far and it's only up to £1,200 !
of course , all these entrepeneurs will give all the staggering profit they make off these to their chosen charity won't they (won't they ?)
grrr... this makes me SO ANGRY !!!