We Know Jack All About Fist Of The North Star But We're Gonna Assume This Guy Is Pretty Hard.

Remember we told you about a Fist Of The North Star game yesterday? Well here it is: complete with spikey hair and irritatingly buff bodies. The game’s due to hit Japan in 2010. Koei described the game as follows:

“Channeling their energy into a single deadly blow, players can strike their victims and cause them to violently explode on screen. Gamers can also let loose with Kenshiro’s signature move- a ruthless flurry of ferocious punches, triggering the instantaneous breakdown of internal organs, and death.”

To summarise Koei’s words: “Our game is fucking bad-ass!”

Dynasty Warriors Online Is The Latest In A String Of MMOs To Be Announced For PS3.

Stop press: Dynasty Warriors Online is making the jump to the Playstation 3! We know you’re excited. To be honest there are no real details as of yet, aside from this awesome little Flash teaser website. We can infer a lot from the game’s title however; it’s Dynasty Warriors Online. So if you like Dynasty Warriors and the Internet, well, hallelujah.

Gitaroo Man Lives Is The Very Definition Of "Rad".

Do you own a PSP? Chances are you have some investment in Playstation if you’re visiting this site, so we’re going to assume yes. Are you in Japan? Our website stats tracker suggests you’re not (just 0.73% of our visitors come from the land of the rising sun). We guess we’re just going to have to be content with being jealous than informative then. Cue jealous/excited tone.

Sony have pumped a ton of cult content on the Japanese Playstation Store today. Coded Arms, Dynasty Warriors, Valhalla Knights and… Gitaroo Man Lives were part of the update. Gitaroo Man Lives! Eeek, you know, the totally rad rhythmn game from Koei that’s virtually impossible to find over here. That one. For a price that roughly equates to $14. Eeek.

Please come to the West. Please come to the West. Please come to the West. Please come to the West.