Those weirdos over on Reddit have done it again, providing concrete answers to the most important of questions. Shamefully, we didn't spot this incredible little detail in our full breakdown and analysis of the gameplay reveal for Red Dead Redemption 2, but we simply have to spread the news.
Red Dead Redemption 2 has horse testicles.
That's right, Rockstar's gone the extra mile and given male horses a pair of big old swingers, and you can catch them in the aforementioned gameplay trailer if you stare hard enough. Those of you with a sharp memory may recall that the first Red Dead Redemption also had its share of animal testes, so we're glad that the developer's passion continues to burn.
On a serious note, though, the horse models appear to be very impressive in Red Dead 2. In our opinion, the first game still has some of the best horse models and animations in gaming, and based on what we've seen of the sequel, these next-gen beasts look even better.
So, has this news pushed you over the pre-order fence? Treat your horse right in the comments section below.
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Rockstar going balls deep on level of detail
"Welcome home, honey. What did you do at work today?"
"Modeled and animated horse balls"
can you imagine the C.V
"Previous Employment: Rendering the Bollocks on Horses in Red Dead Redemption 2"
@FullbringIchigo hey man, whatever lands the job
A prospective employer may be impressed by the quality of the rendering of the horse 'nads.
But I liked my gender-neutral horses in the previous game...
You weirdly bringing attention to this small detail is the reason why Parent activist groups get all riled up. If we treated anatomy as just another part of the biological world we live in we would be a lot more at peace. But hey if horse balls wake you up in the morning who am I to judge.
@steventonysmith
What is this, a BD advertisement?
They should have called it 'Guns Of Nad-arone'. That was pretty poor wasn't it? What about 'A Fistful Of B*llocks'? I'll stop.
Still not getting the game. Going for Dragon Quest 11 and Spiderman.
@Flaming_Kaiser Yeah, it's weird. I love Western movies but I found RDR pretty dull, which is how I usually find open world action games.
DQXI is one of my anticipated games in years, though. DQVIII is one of my favourite games of all time, but the series lost its way after that. This looks like the first true sequel to VIII.
@Flaming_Kaiser you gonna miss out on this game is that not good
@Matroska DQ games look good to me but.one thing i hate is tactical battle system
I guess those horses cant play basketball.or football.maybe with alonzo ball.he is horrible.word up son
So those poor, digital horses will have their balls accumulate sperm without an outlet to release it?
… I'll let myself out.
Wow, just wow. If this doesn’t make people who are on the fence to pre-order now then I don’t know what will.
I wonder if horses drop off a load of sh*t every so often as well? Completely useless in gameplay purposes of course, but if they're going after attention to detail, that feature's got to be in it otherwise people playing would eventually be asking questions. I don't believe the first one on PS3/X360 had horses dropping loads.
I hope that you can feed and give drinking water to the horses too. I mean, they allow the player to brush the horses, in order to improve the compansionship with your horse like it said in the latest gameplay trailer.
I think this game is going to be attention to detail galore.
LOL hilarious, good job PushSquare.
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