It's Friday afternoon and Gamescom 2018 has pretty much wrapped up -- you're damn right we're going to write about someone taking a sh*t at a gaming convention.
As reported by PlayNation.de, there was a huge queue to play Fortnite at Gamescom 2018. Disregarding the fact that thousands of people queued up for hours on end to play bloody Fortnite of all things, horror soon shook Hall 8 of the convention after someone took a dump in a bag, supposedly while they were waiting in line, and left it to fester.
Apparently, the location was so busy that the bag was stepped on, and gradually, the faeces was spread throughout the hall. As you'd expect, this caused one hell of a stench, and reportedly, it got so bad that a child ended up puking in public.
By playing Fortnite at the event you could nab an exclusive in-game item, but still, it's not worth sh*tting in a bag over, is it?
People complain about body odour at conventions like Gamescom, but this is a new low.
Update: Epic Games' Nick Chester says that this didn't actually happen, but quite frankly, we don't give a sh*t.
[source playnation.de]
Comments 55
This is the best article I've ever read. It's incredible. I literally can't think of a way to improve it. Poetry. Art. Perfection.
Wow, just wow. I really don't get some of the gaming community.
Not the taking a dump, the queuing to play a free to play game.
This seriously made me laugh out loud. Like, what the hell was that person even thinking? xD Oh man, what has gaming world come to? A person pooping in a bag to play f2p fortnite.
it's fortnite,so does not realy suprise me that this happened.
i mean you're not going to find people with standards playing that game or waiting to play it.
Wait, the guy forgot his Xbox One at the gaming convention?
@PS_Nation 😂😝 This article is surprisingly hilarious and you just make it even better
Maybe it was a communication breakdown, the person looking for a toilet asked 'need sh*t' and was directed to the fortnite queue.
And this is why I'm thankful I'm not a Fortnite fan.
"wow! All these great new games are available to play before they are even released to the public! Wanna play Fortnite and take a dooky in a bag?"
Well that’s just sh*t.
This is what happens if your entire diet consists of Cheese Puffs & Rockstar Energy drinks.
Where we dropping boys?
💩
The guy was just doing his usual pre-Fortnite ritual
Crap in a bag before playing.
@NinjaWaddleDee hahahaha you win the comment section. Just shut it down now lol
@NinjaWaddleDee Apparently you could get an exclusive item for playing which is selling for big money on eBay.
Still a messy situation.
I’m sorry I’m not trying to be mean but peope are just so pathetic and nasty 🤢 I mean its freaking fortnite go home and play it or better yet get your priorities straight so you don’t find yourself crapping in a bag just so you don’t miss out on a freaking in game item smh
Maybe they should add a new trap to the game to commemorate it, 'the dump in a bag'. It could leave a trail to any player who treads in it and causes that player to occasionally vomit and lose health.
When the aliens come, we'll show them this as an example of our superior intelligence.
I'm speechless.
@Turismo4GT nah that is just an example of a fortnite player.
people with superior intelligence don't play that game.
"By playing Fortnite at the event you could nab an exclusive in-game item, but still, it's not worth sh*tting in a bag over, is it?"
You're my hero, Robert.
I thought we'd get a picture of a turd but instead you find an image with the Nintendo Switch on it... Oi! Hold On!!! Cheeky!
OH MY GOD this is the best bit of gaming news I have heard. The sweet smell of success. But seriously though, who here hasn't had to take a poo while queuing for a free to play game that is available on mobile? I know I have.
@Confused_Dude This is going to be someone's first article they read on Push Square. They're going to expect this level of professional journalism from every article.
sh%tnite.hahaha word up son
So people trod this between the Sony, microsoft and nintendo booths? Suppose thats the closest we will get to cross-platform play any time soon 😋
Fartnite.
Didn't the person in the queue behind them think of saying something?
They could have even offered to save their spot.
How do you sh1t into a plastic bag standing up anyway?
I suppose at least they used a bag!
Sony finally respond to the idea of cross play.
Updated the article.
This article ended on a bum note.
hahaha that update though.
glad to see that the staff has the decency to not partake in the undeserving hype this game has.
This is quite honestly the most Ramsey article possible. Take a bow, sir.
We have a local water park where I'm from where kids are notorious for taking dumps in the wave pool or while waiting in line. I'm sorry but I can't comprehend taking a sh** in public...
"Update: Epic Games' Nick Chester says that this didn't actually happen, but quite frankly, we don't give a sh*t."
Can't say I'm surprised.
This is the best article I've ever read!
@ShogunRok" but quite frankly, we don't give a sh*t." This is gold
Why in the hell would anyone wait to play Fortnite? You get to go to a convention, and you freaking give Fortnite any of your attention, SMH.
A big thumbs up from me for this little story; Fortnite, love in a bag, sounds about right
What was the special item? I would never queue up in a line to play fortnite lol wtf
"you're damn right we're going to write about someone taking a sh*t at a gaming convention", lol:D
It's as if the writer took this sh*t personal the way he wrote it lol:D
@YeYa As per community rules
Do not use profanity; Use of unsavoury language including profanity and swearing is not acceptable, please remember that this website has users of all ages.
So lets watch the language, ok.
Thanks for understanding
@XurAgentofthe9 As per community rules
Do not use profanity; Use of unsavoury language including profanity and swearing is not acceptable, please remember that this website has users of all ages.
So watch the language ok
Thanks for understanding
My first question is who are all these people lining up at a convention to play a FREE TO PLAY GAME?
My second question is, was it a metaphorical dump that people were relating to the game, and it caused mass hysteria that turned into an actual poop rumor?
Don't use profanity? Why not?
Why would they think someone took a crap in a bag? Seems highly unlikely in a building with washroom facilities.
More likely some dumb prankster brought the poop and set it on the ground, hoping someone would step on it.
@Davidtreagus Because that's the rules. If you don't like them you can always leave
coughs and gags while eating snacks eww disgusting especially a time when i'm eating.
makes vomit choking sounds
@Tasuki fair enough but what I don't understand is why is stuff like sh1t, s*it allowed? Is it acceptable for me to post fcuk, fu*k, thuck etc? I'm not trying to be a pain in the backside just trying to understand.
@Tasuki Sorry, didn't think that was unacceptable, it is even in the name of the article. It won't happen again
I’m from up north of England and we do use the word sh*te. But because of the profanity in this article it’s only fair to give some leeway to those who are posting puns using the same wording from the article, it can’t be one rule for one and one rule for another can it? Should just make the comments in this article an exception since, and I think I speak on behalf of most on here, Fortnite and sh*t go hand in hand.
Two words, electronic queues.
I do think needing at least two astricks would help too. I get it’s censored a bit, but only having one, especially in an article along with the subtitle is asking for some trouble.
We were told Fortnite would be have a big following at Gamescom, good to see the fans following through on their promise
Funny thought, but it didn't happen.
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