Well would you look at that, it's a figurine of Geralt having a bath. Spotted at the New York Toy Fair by Polygon, the figure depicts one of the early scenes from The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, in which protagonist and grizzled warrior Geralt enjoys a good old soak.
Unfortunately, if you were banking on spying the bits that his sorceress friends seem so keen on, you're out of luck. Despite being in the tub, Geralt's wearing a pair of underpants.
Apparently, game developer CD Projekt Red and figure maker Dark Horse are "on the fence" about the statue, which could mean that it won't be mass produced. As such, there's no release window or anything like that, but we're prepared to hold out hope.
After all, who wouldn't want this on their desk?
[source polygon.com, via pcgamer.com]
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PHWOAR!
He doesn't look particularly comfortable. That said, if there were bottom bubbles in the bath then I would be more inclined to buy because I look for an element of realism in my video game merchandise.
You cant see his junk. 0/10 worst statue ever.
I like how there's a Rubber Duck in bath with him.
Needs a conjured lobster from Yen.
@Bread-Not-Toast A bath is never complete without a rubber ducky.
@Deadlyblack Especially ones that are strategically placed to spare the blushes of the occupant.
Despite having never played The Witcher, I think this figure is a little bit genius. Here's hoping it actually does see a release!
You could also turn this statue upside-down and have your own Geralt tortoise.
@Gremio108 Darn it, why can I only click the heart button on your comment once?!
Now all we need is one of Yennefer in a similar tub next to him with the two holding hands and we’ll have a Cialis commercial.
Now this.. this is quality
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