There's a circle in Hell where Satan punishes sinners by forcing them to write Kingdom Hearts articles for eternity – Dante Alighieri just forgot to mention it in his Inferno. Clearly we got up to some bad stuff in a previous life, because there's Kingdom Hearts news coming out of Mickey Mouse's exaggerated ears right now. Sigh.
So, it's just been announced that Kingdom Hearts HD I.5+II.5 Remix will release on the PlayStation 4 on 9th March in Japan, 28th March in North America, and 31st March in Europe. This will collate the two previously PlayStation 3 exclusive compilations on Sony's new-gen console, meaning that you'll be getting a lot of game in return for your entry fee.
But exactly what will you get? Well, Kingdom Hearts HD I.5 Remix includes Kingdom Hearts Final Mix and Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories, in addition to over two hours of remastered cinematics from Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days. Meanwhile, Kingdom Hearts HD II.5 Remix boasts Kingdom Hearts II Final Mix and Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep Final Mix, as well as the cinematics from Kingdom Hearts Re:Coded.
Both compilations will run at 60 frames-per-second on the PS4. Excuse us while we have a cold shower and a long lie down.