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In case you didn't know, Final Fantasy XV is finally getting a confirmed, 100 per cent guaranteed release date on the 30th March. Dubbed Uncovered: Final Fantasy XV, the upcoming event promises brand new info alongside the date that we've been waiting almost a decade for. And hey, believe it or not, we're just a few days away from the big show, so that means Square Enix is trying to drum up some hype.

The problem, though, is that this teaser trailer for the event has probably had the opposite effect. Yes, we want to know when the game's coming out - who doesn't - but the way that this video puts it is obnoxious in a way that only the Final Fantasy brand could be. "Something's coming..." it states. "... An adventure anticipated across all ages..." it adds, perhaps alluding to the fact that it's been ten bloody years. "... Now ready to be shared" - well thank God for that.

Will we be staying up until 3:00AM BST just to see this release date? Damn right we will, but let's face it: watching Greg Miller rattle off a load of marketing guff isn't going to be the single greatest event in mankind's history, is it? So let's stop pretending. Oh, and for the record, we love a bit of Greg here at Push Square, so don't make that face.

Anyway, that's enough jaded ranting from us. Are you excited for Uncovered: Final Fantasy XV? Take bets on a release date in the comments section below.