While we haven’t done the calculations, it feels like Ubisoft has released hundreds of Watch Dogs trailers over the past couple of years. Fortunately for this weary editor’s sanity, the open world escapade appears to have finally reached the end of Chicago’s famous Red Line. It’s about time, because we’re absolutely fresh out of smartphone puns.
There’s nothing especially exceptional about this brand new video. It shows protagonist Aiden Pearce shooting people point blank, all while enjoying a quick game of Candy Crush on his souped up Sony Xperia cell phone. The game’s due out next week on the PlayStation 3 and PlayStation 4. Feel free to insert your own witty conclusion here.