While Saints Row IV will always be the winner of the craziest weapon award with such wonders as the Dubstep Gun and the Inflato Ray, NIS America's role-playing game Mugen Souls Z is taking a good shot at the title. The folks moderating the release's Wikia page teased a weapon that will be included in one of its first DLC packs: a giant body pillow.
This sword adorned with a bow on the hilt features an original character that's adorably cute and equally revealing. Don't let the cuddly appearance fool you, though, as its stats are through the roof, making this one guilty pleasure that you will never want to leave home without.
While it isn't confirmed that the 'Hyper Weapon Pack 1' will be released along with the game in May, the publisher has a track record for deploying tons of DLC, which means that you're likely to be able to wield this beauty in the near future. Are you willing to fork over your cash to smother your enemies to death, or do you prefer your weapons to be safe for work? Bare all in the comments section below.