We don’t know what your high school experience was like, but whenever our teachers couldn’t be bothered to do any work, we were always plonked in front of a video. Perched on uncomfortable stools, we'd be forced to watch low-budget documentaries, which almost always included really patronising voiceovers and terrible backing tracks.
This official PlayStation Vita trailer reminds us of those mind-numbing mornings sat in a sweltering science lab while Mr. Smith nursed a hangover in the corner. Seriously, couldn’t the platform holder have found a way to make its latest firmware update seem even remotely exciting. This is more vanilla than a tub of Carte D'or.