Media Molecule has scrunched up details on a couple of pre-order bonuses for its upcoming PlayStation Vita exclusive Tearaway, and tossed the information online. The first extra – available from participating retailers, of course – is dubbed the Jukebox Pack, and includes a harmonious selection of avatars, wallpapers, and MP3s. Meanwhile, the second offering boasts a couple of “opulent” LittleBigPlanet skins and an in-game rideable pig.

The developer’s making out like choosing between the two bonuses is a difficult decision, but we reckon that that's a load of old hogwash. After all, anyone that claims that they're not interested in the papercraft pig is clearly just telling porkies.