Of all the collector’s editions that we’ve had the misfortune of posting about, this is probably the worst. Deep Silver has announced the UK premium bundle for Dead Island: Riptide – and it includes a bleeding pair of knockers. The publisher claims that the grotesque, er, bust is the title’s own “take on an iconic Roman marble torso sculpture”. It just looks like an ugly mess to us.

Assuming you're mad enough to purchase the package, you'll also net a steelbook edition of the game, a set of collectible art cards, and a weapons modification pack. The monstrosity will cost you £99.99, and is available to pre-order now on the Xbox 360. There’s actually no mention of a PlayStation 3 version, which is probably for the best. Nevertheless, we’ve contacted Deep Silver to find out what’s going on. We're not necessarily anticipating a sane response.