SEGA’s atrocious anthropomorphic fighting game Sonic the Fighters will invade the Japanese PlayStation Network on 28th November, the company has announced. It’ll be joined by fellow Model 2 brawlers Virtua Fighter 2 and Fighting Vipers on the same date. The publisher has yet to announce a Western release date, but all three titles have received ratings from a German software regulator, suggesting that they are on their way.

The games will cost ¥800 apiece, which converts to approximately $10 (or daylight robbery). Alternatively, you can purchase all three digital re-releases in a set for ¥1,500 ($18.50). Just remember what they taught you in school: no matter how tempted, always say no to Sonic the Fighters.