Look, we like Asian music. Kara’s Step was one of our favourite jams of 2011, and not just because we particularly enjoyed the video. But this new Zone of the Enders HD Collection trailer is a bit too saccharine for our tastes.

We've embedded the footage below, so feel free to traumatise your eardrums if you dare. Oh, and before you start to flame us in the comments, we realise that it's just a high-resolution version of Zone of the Enders: The 2nd Runner’s intro movie. We’re just using Konami’s terminology, ok?