We know. You're sick of hearing about Battlefield 3. You're bored of first-person shooters. You hate modern military combat. And you just wished your favourite gaming websites (!?) would write about something, anything, other than Battlefield flippin' 3. Right? Right.

But one last thing before we properly stop posting about Battlefield 3 for good for 12 hours. EA's released the full trophy list. Catch it after the break.

Not on my watch
Bronze
Protected Chaffin from the soldiers in the street in Operation Swordbreaker.

Roadkill
Bronze
Kicked the car and killed the soldiers in Uprising.

Involuntary Euthanasia
Bronze
Killed the 2 soldiers before the building fell on them in Uprising.

You can be my wingman anytime
Bronze
Completed Going Hunting in a perfect run.

The Professional
Bronze
Completed the street chase in All Russian in under 2 minutes 30 seconds without dying.

Scrap Metal
Bronze
Destroyed 6 enemy tanks before reaching the fort in Thunder Run.

Army of Darkness
Bronze
Shot out the 4 lights in 4 bullets in Night Shift.

Twofor
Bronze
Took down 2 enemies in 1 bullet in Night Shift.

What the hell are you?
Bronze
Took a Russian Dog Tag in the forest ambush on Rock And A Hard Place.

Float like a butterfly…
Bronze
Took down the jet in one attempt in Rock And A Hard Place.

Practice makes perfect
Bronze
Headshot each of the targets in the gun range in Kaffarov.

Between a rock and a hard place
Bronze
Beat Soloman, flawlessly, in The Great Destroyer.

Ooh-rah!
Silver
Completed the campaign story.

Semper Fidelis
Gold
Completed the campaign story on Hard.

Push On
Bronze
Reached the garage without going into man-down state in Hit and Run.

In the nick of time
Bronze
Disarmed the bomb in under 20 seconds in The Eleventh Hour.

Car Lover
Bronze
Completed the mission without losing a humvee in Operation Exodus.

Untouchable
Bronze
Completed the mission without using the fire extinguisher in Fire From The Sky.

Bullseye
Bronze
Saved the hostages without alerting any enemies in Drop ‘em Like Liquid.

Ninjas
Bronze
Reached the VIP without setting off the alarm in Exfiltration.

Lock ‘n’ Load
Silver
Unlocked all unique co-op weapons.

Two-rah!
Silver
Completed all co-op missions.

Army of Two
Gold
Completed all co-op missions on Hard.

Vehicle Warfare
Bronze
Recieved all 3 vehicle warfare ribbons.

Support Efficiency
Bronze
Recieved all 4 support efficiency ribbons.

Infantry Efficiency
Bronze
Recieved all 4 weapon efficiency ribbons.

Decorated
Gold
Received one of each ribbon we have in the game.

M.I.A
Bronze
Took your first enemy dogtag.

It’s better than nothing!
Silver
3rd MVP in a ranked match.

1st Loser
Silver
2nd MVP in a ranked match.

Most Valuable Player
Silver
MVP in a ranked match.

Colonel
Gold
Rank 45 achieved!

FlashForward
Bronze
Hidden Trophy

Shock Troop
Bronze
Hidden Trophy

Rad Loot
Bronze
Hidden Trophy

SacreBOOM!
Bronze
Hidden Trophy

Wanted: Dead or Alive
Bronze
Hidden Trophy

No Escape
Bronze
Hidden Trophy