Parasite Eve Makes Its Triumphant Return Next Month. Kinda, Anyway.

(Sort of.) Square Enix has readily slapped a March 29th release date on Square Enix's PE spin-off, The 3rd Birthday. Bizarrely, the game will only release on UMD, with "no plans" for a digital version. We don't get it. What's the disadvantage of releasing the game on UMD and the PlayStation Store? Weird.

In addition to the release date, Square's also confirmed that protagonist Aya Brea will be voiced by Chuck star Yvonne Strahovski. Sigh. If only Aya were a real woman.

Square Enix recently announced a special edition of The 3rd Birthday for Europe. There's more on that through here.

Anyone planning on getting this? Response from Japan has been tame, but we still think it looks pretty good.